Attack on Swiss Roll

Humanity has cowered in fear under the shadow of the titans for long enough! The AmiAmi offices are launching an all-out counterattack with swiss roll maker Happy Priroll leading the charge. Let’s just hope we don’t bite off more than we can chew…

Quick, strike while its back is turned! Or first target came with a bullseye printed on its weak point, though the tricky part would be carving it up into equal portions for the blog team.

You don’t need Plug in Blades to cut through sponge this soft.

If only real Titans were made out of cake. Imagine slicing off piece after delicious piece of giant-sized goodness, only to have it regenerate faster than you could pack it away That reminds me, I need to hit up an all-you-can-eat dessert buffet sometime soon...

Hanji, you can finally put your research to rest--it turns out that Titans are actually filled with cream. Mystery solved! 

Aside from the Colossal Titan, Happy Priroll is also offering designs with the Survey Corps characters or personal photographs. Live the dream and have your face printed next to Levi Heichou! Then devour him to the horror of your friends. It’s truly a beautiful cruel world where you can have your cake and eat it too.